It’s time once again for Kpopalypse’s most fappable k-pop video list! Those who pretend that they don’t fap to idols, rejoice as Kpopalypse gives you what you secretly want but are too gutless to ask for!

Writing educational and informative posts for Kpopalypse.com is a lot of fun, but it’s even more fun to annoy stupid people who truly deserve it, and that’s where the yearly “most fappable videos” list comes in. K-pop fans are always quick to criticise adult sexy concepts in k-pop, which is why we don’t have many of them anymore and the entire industry has gradually shifted to catering to pedophiles instead. Nothing bothers k-pop fans more than grown men and women being sexy, and there might be some of that sexiness in this list or maybe it’s just a massive troll, but either way I hope you get something out of reading it, even if that something is just thoughts of “why the hell did I click on this article, what was I actually expecting”.
10. Yoyomi – Dart
Yoyomi had a questionable year for music in 2025 but a good year for visuals, and “Dart” definitely sells the Yoyomi in Yoyomi pretty hard. Isn’t it funny how a fully independent artist like Yoyomi is quite happy to go for an ultra-sexual image whereas men and women employed by the big k-pop agencies do not, it’s almost like labels are selling less sex than what the idols themselves are comfortable with.
9. Ash-B – C’mon
Ash-B has been pretty consistent through the years and has appeared on these lists many times. She’s looking better than ever in “C’mon” which is definitely a song that has the complete package of fapability with Ash-B very much both looking and sounding the part.
8. Wonho – Better Than Me
Wonho has been back from military service for a while now and at first he was easing us back into his “content” slowly, but when “Better Than Me” dropped we all knew that he had returned to creating full strength fap material.
7. Moonbyul – Hoshiakari
Moonbyul is back and she’s definitely throwing a bone to the sapphics here. Not really into the song but the effort they’ve gone into here to lean into Moonbyul’s ideal types of look is outstanding. This video is just shot after shot of Moonbyul in styling and outfits that completely suit her 100%, something that really can’t be said for a lot of her videos – or a lot of anyone else’s videos for that matter.
6. GFRIEND – Always
Gfriend’s stab at a fake-reformation “Forever 1” style song where they try to pretend that they’ll never ever ever break up ever again pinky swear to prolong the amount of time they can keep their fandom clinging on for dear hope is pretty shit. However the girls do lots of dressups and have never looked better. Also, at least the full group actually showed up for the song, unlike certain other groups who have “reunion” videos with gaping lineup holes in them.
5. The KingDom – Last Flower
I was really worried about the KingDom for a while. I saw them live and there was not a hanbok or angrodynous looking outfit in sight, the best I got was a video backdrop with a little bit of ancient Chinese style graphic design in it. I thought they’d turned their back on making me question my sexuality and taking me back to those confused childhood times before my balls dropped when I had heard about sex but had no idea what it meant really. I just thought “sex” back then meant looking pretty like these boys do and rubbing up against things. Looking at this makes me think that maybe I was right back then and everything else I’ve been told since has been a lie.
4. Rockit Girl – I Like You
Leeseul from Rockit Girl takes looking good seriously, and she makes this period-stain-coloured outfit work like a charm by stretching the fabric to breaking point. Of course we know from research that Leeseul isn’t quite this stacked and that this is at least 50% bra, but Kpopalypse.com is a space where we appreciate effort as much as achievement.
3. WILD WILD – Boiler Room
I’m not sure where Wild Wild sits on the sliding scale between “k-pop group” and “bunch of male strippers with a ghostwritten dance track” but then the song’s a banger so I don’t really care. More importantly though, the guys definitely outperformed every other male in k-pop with their fanservice levels. If you want to know who is who, you can check their website, assuming you can keep your hands off your genitals long enough to navigate the mouse pointer over the link and click on it.
2. QWER – Dear
QWER flex their feminist girl-rocking styles once again, and the results are great, if not enough to snatch number one. I think that maybe actually letting the rain from the rain kits fall on the girls might have got us there, and less flanellette might have helped too, but alas it was not to be.
1. Apink – Tap Clap
Apink! They’ve done it again! But how? To find out let’s look at:
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