The Kpopalypse 2024 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE and MALE ASSES in k-pop

It’s time for part two of the four-part Kpopalypse Objectification Survey results!  These results are all about ass – who has the best asses in k-pop right now?  Read on as Kpopalypse’s readers decide!

Is it true that k-pop fans really enjoy treating their favourite idols like objects? Of course they do! Just remember fans, that your bias is not an object – they are a person… with a great ass! Let’s take a look at the best k-pop asses for 2024!

As per previous years, voters were asked to choose up to three nominees in each category, best first, and points were allocated as per the following system:

• Your first choice was weighted 100% higher than your second choice
• Your second choice was weighted 66% higher than your third choice
• If you doubled or tripled on choices, only the first choice was counted

Scores were then tallied to give the final results across all categories.

The four results posts are as follows:

Part 1: FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS/TORSO – click HERE for the results!

Part 2: FEMALE and MALE ASSES – this post!

Part 3: FEMALE and MALE LEGS – coming soon!

Part 4: OVERALL MOST ATTRACTIVE FEMALES and MALES – coming soon!

Remember folks – that if you object to any of the choices here for any reason, you only have yourselves to blame as these were 100% your votes, not mine.  Kpopalypse does not even cast a vote – these are NOT my picks but YOURS, and this isn’t like a rigged Korean TV show where the “judges” get a say and can overturn fan opinion.  If you want to see a certain result, then it’s your responsibility to spread the surveys to the people who are going to vote for your faves! 

On the other hand, if you object to this entire post in general, what are you even doing here?  Don’t you have homework?  Run along now and play with the others, don’t make me tell your parents how to access your browsing history.  Oh, what… you’re staying, so you can pretend you’re “outraged” while looking at the very same pictures and videos of your bias that your own fanbases were already happily sharing with each other?  Well, okay then, read on I guess.

 

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BEST FEMALE ASSES

#1 – SOHEE – EX-ALICE

303 points

(2023 position – #1)

Sohee scoops up the top spot in the female ass category for the second year running! Having now exited the k-pop industry to get married earlier this year, data trends show her reign at the top is likely to be short-lived – the margin between her and the runner-up was a lot closer than in 2023. We’ll have to wait and see if her new husband starts organising some mass voting to keep her high in the polls.

#2 – YOOHYEON – DREAMCATCHER

273 points

(2023 position – #2)

An enduring favourite in the ass category for several years now, Yooheyon is back to snare second place once again! With the recent retirement of Sohee meaning no new content, could 2025 be Yoohyeon’s year?

#3 – JULIE – KISS OF LIFE

262 points

(2023 position – did not chart)

This year’s first newcomer to the ass category is Kiss Of Life’s Julie who rocketed to fame off the back of her group’s increasing profile plus some damn impressive live dance routines. It was difficult to find good pictures of her for this post, because all the ass footage of her online has her wiggling her buttcheeks at 450 RPM making it impossible to capture a clear still image, the above picture of her at a sportball game will have to do.

#4 – NATTY – KISS OF LIFE

210 points

(2023 position – did not chart)

2024 really was Kiss Of Life’s breakout year, and Natty looks like she’s set to becoming an enduring favourite performer in several categories. These might be the girls to bring confident, sexy concepts back to k-pop after nearly a decade of their absence from the A-list – here’s hoping!

#5 – YUNA – ITZY

199 points

(2023 position – #23)

Yuna has been around for a while but this is her first time in picture status, sweeping aside many more traditionally popular picks in the lower-body category, even annihilating her own groupmates in the process! I’m unsure what forces started making people suddenly notice her so much after all this time, fill me in via the comments below!

#6 – MOMO – TWICE

186 points

(2023 position – #5)

As far as I can tell Momo hasn’t done a great deal to increase her profile in this category of the polls, yet she only slipped one place among some pretty tough competition, so people will probably be voting for her for a while yet!

#7 – EUNHA – VIVIZ

182 points

(2023 position – #7)

One person who has definitely been putting in work this year is Eunha, however despite a big points increase she didn’t manage to increase her standing in the polls due to such a crowded field. There was less than one single vote separating many people in this hotly contested category, which just shows how important it is to make your voice counted in the Objectification Survey! If you’re bummed about the placement of your faves, make sure you don’t miss the voting in 2025!

#8 – HWASA – MAMAMOO

161 points

(2023 position – #3)

Normally a top contender in the ass category, Mamamoo’s Hwasa slipped several places this year. Truly a changing of the guard is upon us!

#9 – MINA – TWICE

155 points

(2023 position – #4)

My recent research has shown that Mina has gained a reputation as Twice’s resident twerker, yet somehow she couldn’t maintain her place in the polls from last year. Maybe it’s a sign that the third generation of k-pop is finally ending?

#10 – CHAEWON – LE SSERAFIM

154 points

(2023 position – #13)

Not to be outdone in the twerking stakes, Le Sserafim’s Chaewon followed up close behind. Kpopalypse readers, being discerning sorts, didn’t care about agency drama and bullshit, and just voted for ass like normal people, sending Chaewon up several places in the results.

#11 – ARIN – OH MY GIRL

153 points

(2023 position – #12)

Arin probably improved her placing due to one single performance this year, but what a performance. It’s enough to make you feel like a shark, chiki chika chu

#12 – GISELLE – AESPA

134 points

(2023 position – #9)

Giselle dropped quite a few places in the 2024 results, despite actually scoring more points this year than last. It’s been that much of a competitive year. Word to the wise: don’t ever search “Giselle ass” on Google image search without also including the keyword “aespa”. Just trust me on this one. You don’t know the sacrifices I went through to bring you this post.

#13 – HIKARU – KEP1ER

129 points

(2023 position – did not chart)

I’m sorry, but who? I didn’t even know that there was a Hikaru in k-pop, let alone that she was going to turn up in here. Hey it’s your votes, not mine, so whatever, I just count them up, I take no responsibility for your picks. If it was up to me she would be excluded just because her group name has a digit in the middle of a word. No offence to the poor girl, she didn’t ask to be in a group with the worst name since Fin.K.L.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Nana – After School/Orange Caramel

#15 – Seulgi – Red Velvet

#16 – Vivi – Loossemble

#17 – Yujin – IVE

#18 – Nancy – ex-Momoland

#19 – Hyolyn – Sistar

#20 – Chaeryeon – Itzy

#21 – Soyeon – (G)I-dle

#22 – Umji – Viviz

#23 – Lisa – Blackpink

#24 – Kazuha – Le Sserafim

#25 – Tzuyu – Twice

#26 – Irene – Red Velvet

#27 – Jihyo – Twice

#28 – Karina – aespa

#29 – Gahyeon – Dreamcatcher

#30 – Hyeju/Olivia Hye – Loossemble

#31 – Seolhyun – ex-AOA

#32 – Choa – ex-AOA

#33 – Seungyeon – KARA

#34 – Yunjin – Le Sserafim

#35 – Eunbi

#36 – Sana – Twice

#37 – Saerom – Fromis_9

#38 – Sua – Dreamcatcher

#39 – Liz – IVE

#40 – Sullyoon – NMixx

#41 – Onda – Everglow

#42 – Eunji – Apink

#43 – Chaeyoung – Twice

#44 – Yuri – Girls’ Generation

 

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Now it’s time to turn the tables and objectify male ass! Here is the list of the top male asses according to Kpopalypse readers!

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BEST MALE ASSES

#1 – WONHO

436 points

(2023 position – #1)

There it is, the ass that launched a million faps, and we all knew he’d be number one here, given how good he is at fanservice vs literally everyone else. I’ve posted this iconic Wonho ass picture before in previous posts but I just wanted you to know that you can actually now buy a phone cover with this picture of Wonho’s ass online (don’t search for it, you dirty capitalist). Also, Wonho’s been uploading regularly to his YouTube channel even while he’s been in the military so you could check that out too if you wanted.

#2 – BANG CHAN – STRAY KIDS

149 points

(2023 position – #5)

Unlike Wonho, Bang Chan doesn’t really do a lot of fanservice, so the best I can do is giving you this footage of him in tight black jeans. I liked the green background on the leather pants picture too, which makes his ass look kind of square yet still curvy, like you’re in the matrix of fap.

#3 – MARK – NCT

138 points

(2023 position – #3)

Mark managed to retain his placing from last year – and not a Waterbomb in sight! His popularity despite his low amount of fanservice means clearly he is someone born to ride high in the ass results.

#4 – SHINDONG – SUPER JUNIOR

130 points

(2023 position – #2)

You know that things are getting serious in the male ass category when the mighty Shindong drops down to fourth place. Could there come a time when he drops out of the survey results completely? Probably not, with all that junk he’s packing in his trunk.

#5 – S.COUPS – SEVENTEEN

111 points

(2023 position – #6)

S.coups scooped up exactly the same aount of points as last year, but gains a place anyway due to point distribution. Could he be the next person with the rare honour of overtaking Shindong?

#6 – JUNHO – 2PM

108 points

(2023 position – #4)

Junho has been in these polls ever since they started, always kicking about somewhere. Truly a rear that never goes out of fashion, I think Junho’s ass will be reposted across the k-pop Internet long after 2PM’s music is forgotten!

#7 – SEUNGKWAN – SEVENTEEN

100 points

(2023 position – #9)

Seungkwan continues his rise, and apparently so do his glute muscles, as he gains a couple more places this year!

#8 – HUENING KAI – TXT

93 points

(2023 position – #14)

Huening Kai just missed out on picture status last year, but in 2024 his voters returned with more determination and snared him a place in the top ten! It seems like his groupmates noticed his attributes also…

#9 – BAEKHO – NU’EST

86 points

(2023 position – #10)

Baekho has such a reputation for abs at the moment thanks to Waterbomb that even Google got confused:

No, we definitely meant ass in this case, and it turns out that Baekho’s lower half also performs well when immersed in water, as his poll placing this year showed!

#10 – MINHO – SHINEE

77 points

(2023 position – did not chart)

Yes, you read that right – Minho didn’t chart last year, and it’s been quite a while since he was considered a top contender in the male ass category. What else I say, except that SHINee’s back?

#11 – HAKNYEON – THE BOYZ

75 points

(2023 position – #12)

Haknyeon from The Boyz is also back and gains a position in the polls this year!

#12 – D.O/KYUNGSOO – EXO

74 points

(2023 position – #8)

Meanwhile D.O drops a few places. EXO members have been performing poorly this year, I really think these guys need to get out and do Waterbomb, or at least perform in more shorts or something. At least they’re paving the way better than BTS who didn’t even score picture status this year.

#13 – JIWOONG – ZB1

71 points

(2023 position – did not chart)

Rounding out this post’s picture status entries is Jiwoong from ZB1, who came out of nowhere in a category largely dominated by veterans! Especially impressive as he’s not the most fanservice-friendly of idols, so congratulations to him and also to caonimas for discerning the Jiwoong ass!

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Sehun – EXO

#15 – Changbin – Stray Kids

#16 – Ricky – ZB1

#17 – Kai – EXO

#18 – Eunwoo – Astro

#19 – Sunoo – Enhypen

#20 – Yeonjun – TXT

#21 – Junsu – JYJ

#22 – JYP

#23 – Jungkook – BTS

#24 – Soobin – TXT

#25 – Jimin – BTS

#26 – DK – Seventeen

#27 – Mingyu – Seventeen

#28 – Xiumin – EXO

#29 – Shotaro – NCT

#30 – Bang Si-Hyuk

#31 – Minhyuk – BTOB

#32 – Key – SHINee

#33 – Jay Park

#34 – Hyunjin – Stray Kids

#35 – PSY

#36 – Keita – Ciipher

#37 – Zhanghao – ZB1

#38 – Haechan – NCT

#39 – Taeil – NCT

#40 – Siwon – Super Junior

#41 – Ten – NCT

#42 – Onew – SHINee

#43 – Sunghoon – Enhypen

#44 – Taecyeon – 2PM

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That’s all for this post! Kpopalypse will return!